Social Dog of Peace Fatally Mauls 3-Month-Old Baby, Injures Mother in NJ

[scoopj]

Sitting here enjoying this nice sunny day with my Roxie Sox and she cant stop cracking up at all the hilarious responses in this thread, so thank you to each and every internet Google genius in this thread, we havent laughed like this in a very long time

Pull her lip up. Let’s see them teeth.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Pull her lip up. Let’s see them teeth.

No way, I'd like my fingers to stay attached to my hand for awhile longer, thank you very much

 

[deadshot138]

But I am old so maybe I'm not as safe as you may think

Not old enough

 

[Pliny Pete]

Not old enough

Thats a relief, I just hope I die before I get old enough for her to kill me
Fingers crossed

 

[deadshot138]

Thats a relief, I just hope I die before I get old enough for her to kill me
Fingers crossed

Given dogs lifespans she'll likely die before you

 

[LeonardoBjj]

I think they are expensive so people don’t have many. They also tend to be richer and have a bigger space.

People in America just get pit bulls from the pound. It’s like a general term too. It covers a few dogs.

- Yes. And they're gigantic. The average pit owner wondt want that work.

I seperate the average pit owner, from people that have pits, but actually like dogs.

 

[LeonardoBjj]

But I am old so maybe I'm not as safe as you may think

- You still got a match on you. Just like Finlay vs JBL at wrestlemania!

 

[Pliny Pete]

Given dogs lifespans she'll likely die before you

You must aint seen my latest blood work results...

 

[Islam Imamate]

Are you so woke that you really cant tell the difference between a boy and a girl?

Tbh when I look at a hulking beast like your dog more so than any gendered pronouns I tend to think "it", as in "kill it with fire"

 

[deadshot138]

You must aint seen my latest blood work results...

Well don't croak around the dog or you'll end up being a meal

 

[Pliny Pete]

Well don't croak around the dog or you'll end up being a meal

Circle of life