Crime Headlining Crime Megathread Vol 4.

[GolovKing]

douche but 10/10 for the kick.

That Karen won't ever get into a stranger face again.

Here she is talking about it here

 

[Cpt Migraine]

I miss the guy in my city who ran around shooting people in dick with bb gun

That good huh?

 

[BlankaPresident]

douche but 10/10 for the kick.

That Karen won't ever get into a stranger face again.

11/10 for the walk off.

 

[Provocateur]

Was there more to the story or did the guy just feel like practicing Kung fu?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Could have not only killed her, but those behind her.

Throw the book at him.

 

[SugarKrok]

Could have not only killed her, but those behind her.

Throw the book at him.

You can kill someone from throwing a single punch...that doesn't justify attempted murder charges...

 

[Sonny Qc]

You can kill someone from throwing a single punch...that doesn't justify attempted murder charges...

Yep, I saw 2 guys gettiing KTFO and smashing their heads on the concrete afterwards.
scary thing to look at, both survived tho.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

You should stand to the right when you are not walking on escalators or moving platforms. The same rules of the road should hold true with bike paths and other public access ways. If everyone followed that, there would be much few bumps, pushes and altercations.

 

[Uber_Noober]

He’ll be on the SNY for two reasons. He’s got a man bun and he’s a woman beater, both will get you hit in the joint.

 

[minute bull]

I'm a huge fan of oh I'll just shave this off and they'll never know it was me that kicked a woman down an escalator.

You should stand to the right when you are not walking on escalators or moving platforms. The same rules of the road should hold true with bike paths and other public access ways. If everyone followed that, there would be much few bumps, pushes and altercations.

Unfortunately there is no preventing the Sparta kick because that's just how Sparta is and you never know you're dealing with a Spartan until you're already in a hole, likely of your own making. Spartan chads kick hello just as much as goodbye.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Here she is talking about it here

Ugh. Exaggerate much? This woman is trying to make him sound like Shaq, talking about his intimidating physical size lol. He's just an average dude.

 

[Fedorgasm]

LOL @ her still tumbling in the background long after you thought it was over.

I can laugh now knowing she didn't get hurt

 

[ModernMatt]

Yep, I saw 2 guys gettiing KTFO and smashing their heads on the concrete afterwards.
scary thing to look at, both survived tho.

it can't be a fun sound to hear as well

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Ugh. Exaggerate much? This woman is trying to make him sound like Shaq, talking about his intimidating physical size lol. He's just an average dude.

If a midget drop kicked you down an escalator that is even worse, throw the midget in jail (literally)

 

[minute bull]

LOL @ her still tumbling in the background long after you thought it was over.

Fuck you, cuh. Shit's an escalator!

 

[Sonny Qc]

it can't be a fun sound to hear as well

yeah.

 

[Henry Swanson]

LOL @ her still tumbling in the background long after you thought it was over.

I can laugh now knowing she didn't get hurt

I think that might be legit. It’s an escalator and it’s still moving. I’m not sure though.

has anyone here ever fallen down an escalator.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

You can kill someone from throwing a single punch...that doesn't justify attempted murder charges...

He kicked someone down a flight of stairs. There was no jab touching here.

May not be an attempted murder charge, but this man needs to be put away for a few years.

 

[minute bull]

I think that might be legit. It’s an escalator and it’s still moving. I’m not sure though.

has anyone here ever fallen down an escalator.

No but once I ran updog.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Apparently the women said something to him for passing people on the escalator and not saying anything. He didn't say anything back, just kicked her



He's since been arrested

Lol I like how he got rid of the broccoli head, no doubt hoping for an easier sentence

This is a felony, right? Better be