I never saw a moose and get made fun of for it

[Jack Stevonovich]

I bet most of you so called Canadian's never even made Maple Syrup before. SMH. I've done that and I'm not even Canadian.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Spoiler

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I bet most of you so called Canadian's never even made Maple Syrup before. SMH. I've done that and I'm not even Canadian.

ILL MAKE MAPLE SYRUP OUTTA YOU JACK

 

[Midnighter]

I seent a moose once.

I wish I seent a flock of meese though.

 

[eighterumg5]

I'd really like to go to Canada someday, especially the Pacific Northwest

It's beautiful up here. No moose where I'm at tho.

 

[eighterumg5]

I seent a moose once.

I wish I seent a flock of meese though.

a flock of meese invaded my garage once. Squirly bastards

 

[IloveTHIS]

this is so ridiculous but it actually makes me feel sorry for you m8.

please dont do anything drastic to "get back" or "punish" the moose bullies.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

You're pathetic. You sound miserable. Drown yourself in pancakes with syrup to appease the northern gods.

I mean, is it really that hard? I saw 3 moose cross my apartment's parking lot in the last hour. They know my gate code.

 

[Blowing Dixie]

I've only seen moose three times in the wild, while jogging or just walking about in the woods, but I recently got a hunter's license so I suspect I will see them more frequently from now on.

 

[Midnighter]

You're pathetic. You sound miserable. Drown yourself in pancakes with syrup to appease the northern gods.

I mean, is it really that hard? I saw 3 moose cross my apartment's parking lot in the last hour. They know my gate code.

You mean 3 meesesies.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

You mean 3 meesesies.

tree moosersiesies

 

[LiLoMMA]

I bet most of you so called Canadian's never even made Maple Syrup before. SMH. I've done that and I'm not even Canadian.

Real Canadians apparently only eat Kraft dinner.

 

[fungi]

 

[Merlotte's]

I don’t think a day goes by where I don’t see a moose. They’re everywhere!

 

[fungi]

I'm not a moose?
Oh, deer!

 

[Aegon Spengler]

This makes me want to think up a moose story.

Maybe a Canadian guy named Clinton “The Moose” Clippy tames a moose as a teenager and joins the circus.

While there his Moose, named Mr. HardToSpot, begins a forbidden relationship with the Circus Lion’s wife, Mrs. Circus Lion.

Of course MISTER Circus Lion notices something wrong when their cubs have hooves and antlers

This leads to a fight that people film, putting their circus on the map. But all Clippy ever wanted was his moose, and now he’s eaten

 

[Arqueto]

This makes me want to think up a moose story.

Maybe a Canadian guy named Clinton “The Moose” Clippy tames a moose as a teenager and joins the circus.

While there his Moose, named Mr. HardToSpot, begins a forbidden relationship with the Circus Lion’s wife, Mrs. Circus Lion.

Of course MISTER Circus Lion notices something wrong when their cubs have hooves and antlers

This leads to a fight that people film, putting their circus on the map. But all Clippy ever wanted was his moose, and now he’s eaten

Pics of Circus Lions Wife?

 

[Yakzmash]

They are huge powerful animals. The big ones can be up to 6'9" at the shoulder and weigh up to 1,400 pounds.

This female passes through about 4 feet of snow as if it isn't even there, straight through like a snow plow. The power involved in these animals is impressive.

Lol at the top pic
That’s fake as fk !

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Pics of Circus Lions Wife?

Spoiler

 

[MusterX]

Lol at the top pic
That’s fake as fk !

I don't know if its fake or not, the bottom pic shows a moose larger than the truck those guys are running to get into. They can get huge, I know that, over 10 feet tall at the antlers.