I think I achieved peak marriage today

[Swiftie]

Just buy one of those rubber jar openers and she can just open it herself.

Lock the door so none of your kids accidentally barge in on you.

 

[davidlemonparty]

OP exploited the warmth of the shower to loosen the metal jar lid.
I guarantee he could not have opened it at room temperature. Not with his soyboy wrists.
his wife knew this and gave him a softball to boost his ego

 

[chardog]

Sex and marriage do not belong in the same sentence.

this is post peak marriage

 

[chardog]

Just buy one of those rubber jar openers and she can just open it herself.

Lock the door so none of your kids accidentally barge in on you.

guarantee she would lose it......

 

[Trabaho]

Trying to throw dirt on the holly sacrament ?

 

[StonedLemur]

Im glad I wasn't the only one expecting some kind of blowjob scene lol.

I like where this is going


This is not going where I thought it's gonna go, but maybe there's more?




There's no more

 

[KeepingItReal]

Background: Married for ~10 years with 4 kids.

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing. My wife barged into the bathroom with baby in arm, opened the shower door, and handed me a jar to open.

Despite the wet environment, I was able to fulfill my role in our holy union, and the jar was opened.

Is this peak marriage?

I think so.

 

[fungi]

Lol there's no respect in your marriage if your wife is is interrupting your shower to have you open a jar. Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

^That's peak dating...
Marriage is a more serious affair.

 

[Legumes]

Just buy one of those rubber jar openers and she can just open it herself.

Lock the door so none of your kids accidentally barge in on you.

Everyone should have some of those grip pads around. Besides aiding you in opening things, they can save your hands on poorly designed caps or lids that are sharp as shit and will rip your skin off.

edit: What was in the jar?(sorry if it's been covered, I only skimmed through a post here and there).

 

[davidlemonparty]

Everyone should have some of those grip pads around. Besides aiding you in opening things, they can save your hands on poorly designed caps or lids that are sharp as shit and will rip your skin off.

edit: What was in the jar?(sorry if it's been covered, I only skimmed through a post here and there).

I believe it was a jar of soy beans

 

[freakroor]

peak marriage is when you cant do anything right

 

[Ladder Master]

Peak shit after you have been married a while, is getting a BJ from
wife, and then she watches the kids while you take a long nap.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

I dunno.. she’s still interrupting shower time. We need a ruling on this.

 

[chardog]

I dunno.. she’s still interrupting shower time. We need a ruling on this.

the only time I'm showering with my wife is to save on water bills, otherwise, give me my damn space, the novelty wears off....

my peak marriage moment was figuring to schedule sex, figuring that it needed a schedule, figuring that you will be shamed as a liar if you dont stick to the schedule, because nothing beats consistent sex..... and that sex furniture is amazing.

 

[plataoplombo]

If you were a real sherdogger you would've opened the jar with your penis. But good job I guess.

 

[Dogpound2020]

I lock my washroom door even if I’m alone.

 

[Sano]

Living the dream.

 

[NoSmilez]

Not really. Your bloodline will be weak if your wife can't open a jar.

 

[William Huggins]

Not really. Your bloodline will be weak if your wife can't open a jar.

I did try to set him up with Olga she comes from a great line going back to East Germany.......