So, Gustafsson beats Jones.
Then #10 ranked Manuwa receives a title shot, while Jones needs to fight Texeira to become #1 contender.
Gus beats Manuwa, Jones beat Glover. Gus v. Jones is set up, but Gus gets injured; Jones fights DC instead, just to solidify his #1 Contender position.
Gus gets tattoos.
Jones wins; somehow Rumble is given a title shot instead of him. Rumble beats Gus. Rumble is the new Champion.
Gus doesn't get his tattoo.
Rumble v. Jones for the title; Jones fights pregnant woman instead, pregnant lady wins. Rumble v. DC for the title. DC wins.
DC v. Gus, Gus wins his title again. UFC makes a mistake, belt is accidentally put on DC's waist.
Swedish tattoo artists go hungry.
Interesting reality that has been concocted...