Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

Every once in a while, youtube comes up with stuff I'd never expect. Like Russian pole dance competitions.
Lot more classy than I thought it would be, and the choreography is surprisingly good.

 
Just cycled 16 miles, 2400 feet. Currently sitting on a log at the peak listening to Max Holloway on Rogan. Life's good for the next 30 mins.
Yesterday I moved clay bricks in the yard while listening to a songwriters interview / concert with Kris Kristofferson & Lou Reed. Outdoor exercise is the best.
 
It only tonight dawned on me that I've never seen Death Warrant. I'm wicked upset with myself, as I've seen Bloodsport and Kickboxer and Lionheart and Double Impact and Hard Target and Universal Soldier and etc., etc., like a billion times a piece. I understood what a fraud I am tonight, what a lie I've been living for so long. And now, at 40, my memory isn't what it once was, so no matter how many times I see this film before I die, I will never be able to quote the best one-liners, bc I'll never remember that they were even spoken.

Life is pretty unforgiving, buds.
 
Looks like it won't be long before robot sex dolls hit the market.


Does this spell doom or just another newfangled toy that will not have an impact outside of its niche audience?
 
I have no idea to be honest, but I'm definitely thinking about getting one and using it as a maid once they get the bugs worked out.
I don't really have any solid idea based on facts, but I can see it helping with depression a lot, and less folks going to jail over prostitution. Birth rates are continually falling anyway.

I will get one eventually, but for other reasons...
 






And literally to that guy
 
I just broke up with my girlfriend. She has a son couple years older than my daughter. Her kid climbed in mines face and she didn't correct him. He does it to dogs too.

My last girlfriend was ideal except she had an untrained pitbull I couldn't let around my daughter and she didn't understand why.

Recently, two other women who are kinda nice have no future because they were hoarders.

When I was in my 20s, I'd date women with hoards, bad kids, and dogs, but as a man in his 40s with a kid it just isn't possible. It sucks. I wish I could find a woman without daughter-targeting baggage.
 
I don't really have any solid idea based on facts, but I can see it helping with depression a lot, and less folks going to jail over prostitution. Birth rates are continually falling anyway.

I will get one eventually, but for other reasons...



A shared Love for DWTS?

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I had absolutely no idea the Fury vs Usyk fight was happening. Seems like it got no hype at all compared to Fury vs Ngannou or the upcoming Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. Just read the result in passing on Facebook and thought “wtf?!?”

Was the lack of hype due to Ngannou “exposing” Fury in their match? I just would’ve expected more hype since people had been clamouring for Fury vs Usyk for a long time.

Maybe my social media “algorithms” are really off right now or something.
 
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