MMA judging might be the easiest profession in the world

welcometohavoc

Yellow Card
Yellow Card
Joined
Jun 18, 2007
Messages
23,584
Reaction score
7,437
1) You need zero qualifications
2) You can goof off during work hours and not even pay attention
3) You don't even need to be able to see or critically think, so the blind and mentally handicap people are in high demand
4) No matter how much you fuck up, you'll never get reprimanded
5) You get free ringside seats to every MMA event
 
It's a political athletic commission position. All about nepotism and connections.

It's why no one gets fired, because you fire one such person for incompetence, all the political hires are in danger. They protect each other.
 
unfortunately the people judging MMA still don't know shit about It for the most part.

It should be retired fighters or something
 
Nah,

Sherdog forum mod.

Great money
Free pussy
Power
Fame

And you don't even have to follow the rules you sometimes enforce.
 
Last edited:
unfortunately the people judging MMA still don't know shit about It for the most part.

It should be retired fighters or something

You could pick three random fans at every event to serve as judges and I guarantee we would see better decisions for the most part.
 
Yeah but it would kinda suck to have to get the requisite lobotomy first
 
Average mma judge:
tenor.gif
 
Probably a good job to have if you want to sleep with some WMMA fighters too.

<NewGina>
 
Where can I apply?

Resume:

2 working eyes and Shedogger for nearly a year and 1 month
 
"4) No matter how much you fuck up, you'll never get reprimanded"

That's the worst part. We see so many godawful scorecards, but never hear about repercussions. Because they don't exist.
 
1) You need zero qualifications
2) You can goof off during work hours and not even pay attention
3) You don't even need to be able to see or critically think, so the blind and mentally handicap people are in high demand
4) No matter how much you fuck up, you'll never get reprimanded
5) You get free ringside seats to every MMA event
you're getting it all wrong. to be good at that profession is very difficult
 
It's all about the "significant strikes" now, bro. Fight Metrics is all you need.
 
1) You need zero qualifications
2) You can goof off during work hours and not even pay attention
3) You don't even need to be able to see or critically think, so the blind and mentally handicap people are in high demand
4) No matter how much you fuck up, you'll never get reprimanded
5) You get free ringside seats to every MMA event
Basically summed up as there is no accountability, which sort of applies to all major sports. Refs and judges have never had to answer for their decisions.
 
Back
Top