Orangutan used as a sex slave in Indonesia

Wait arent apes this size able to kill humans with their bare hands ? So wouldnt have you have to be some sort of elite rapist or something to make it in and out alive ?

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Maybe they wore banana scented cologne so the ape was into it.
 
Cancel humanity
 
Reminds me of a meme ofJackie Kennedy bent over, trying to crawl out of the car after her husband's head just got blown up. The photo is angled at her ass with captions saying things like: "damn she thicc"
Or even worse, the weirdo conspiracy theorists online who claim that Jackie Kennedy killed her husband or was involved with the assassination herself
 
Or even worse, the weirdo conspiracy theorists online who claim that Jackie Kennedy killed her husband or was involved with the assassination herself

This is the first time I'm hearing that one. What, she was mad about the affair or something? Lol
 
Humangutang.

In all fairness, I once had sex with a red haired woman who was slightly less attractive than said orangutan whore.
 
Reminds me of my PhD defence Viva….the examiner’s first question:

“Sooooo…how did HIV get into humans?”

took a lot of discipline to not say “Someone banged a monkey”

Guess I could have gotten away with that…
 
Pretty sure I remember this going around the internet years ago. And also pretty sure it was made up.
 
If I was a president or PM of another country I would totally call out Indonesia's leader on every social media platform just for shits n giggles over this.
 
Humangutang.
This is almost as bad as the images that "Hunan Gardens" conjures in my xenophobic imaginations.

I think I made this joke last time Sherdog ran the humanutang traing -- but why shave the beast? I mean, isn't the hair -- plus, well -- the animalness -- the entire point? Like if I wanted a fat bald woman I would have stayed at home!

I come for the ape!

I wanna call home and be like, "Yeah, Brenda honey? ..."

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How do you think that one human girl who is lower than the orangutan on the menu feels? Good? Bad? Does she get angry and say things like, "It's not a slow night! I can hear them back there behind the false wall!"
 
Well...when I look back and think how low I sank in my darkest days, I can hold my head high and say, "I did not slip someone a fiver to fuck a shaved orangutan in a dress."
 
This is almost as bad as the images that "Hunan Gardens" conjures in my xenophobic imaginations.

I think I made this joke last time Sherdog ran the humanutang traing -- but why shave the beast? I mean, isn't the hair -- plus, well -- the animalness -- the entire point? Like if I wanted a fat bald woman I would have stayed at home!

I come for the ape!

I wanna call home and be like, "Yeah, Brenda honey? ..."

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How do you think that one human girl who is lower than the orangutan on the menu feels? Good? Bad? Does she get angry and say things like, "It's not a slow night! I can hear them back there behind the false wall!"
I've learned one thing in this thread, you're the guy who frequents the 'hairy' section in Pornhub.
 
Wait arent apes this size able to kill humans with their bare hands ? So wouldnt have you have to be some sort of elite rapist or something to make it in and out alive ?

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Well elephants weigh 16,000 pounds but that doesn't stop us from being in control. They break their spirit from an early age.

Not sure why I'm responding to you though. Your comment is pretty disgusting.
 
Seems like those indonesian dudes think orangutans look like their human females.
 
What makes it even stranger..

It was shaved and had lipstick..

Was that really what made guys go from "I'm not fucking an orangutang!" To "fuck it, she's kind of hot!"..
 
Damn that Indo weed must be stromg as hell that those people are willing to bang a poor oraugutan.
 
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