Premier League Thread 2022/23: V4 - Geezers Need Excitement Edition

[Da Speeit]

@xtramob fuck you bitch

 

[Dr J]

 

[Da Speeit]

maybe they'll cure his asthma

 

[Dr J]

Divorce and send her my way imo

It took reading this to realize that there are some things I just shouldn’t ever joke about.

 

[Dr J]

I loved the comments on this one.

 

[Chules]

Prince Charles faces questions over claims he accepted €1MILLION in cash stuffed in a suitcase from controversial Qatari Sheik

They're all at it lol.

Why did the sheikh give it? as a gift? did he get his cock sucked in return by Charles?

#QuestionEverything

 

[Chules]

FFS his xG is bollocks

 

[Chules]

@Deffid
https://forums.sherdog.com/posts/168566729/

lolll

 

[Chules]

'He wouldn't start for Fulham!': Paul Merson SLAMS Arsenal's decision to hand Eddie Nketiah a new contract as he claims the striker wouldn't get a game at Everton - and says Mikel Arteta must realise the academy product 'won't get you top four'


FACTS. Guy's fucking shit. Worst striker in the Prem. Fuck Arteta. Fuck Edu.

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid
https://forums.sherdog.com/posts/168566729/

lolll

savage <45>

 

[Chules]

savage <45>

poor guy said he uses a magnifying glass to see shit and the cunt did that

love it lol

 

[Carl Drogo]

FFS his xG is bollocks

ItsSoBeautiful.gif

 

[Chules]

ItsSoBeautiful.gif

go to sleep u mug, ur tired and not seeing it right, Jesus is at the top

xG bless

 

[Chules]

How is xG calculated: https://www.fantasyfootballfix.com/blog-index/how-we-calculate-expected-goals-xg/

Previous analysis of xG models have aggregated data over the entire season and calculated the r2 correlation coefficient between actual and expected goals. However, this loses important information on the accuracy of each indiviudal shot. For this reason, we use the Root Mean Square Error (RMSE) of the validation dataset, defined by

RMSE=√∑ni(xGi−Gi)2nRMSE=∑in(xGi−Gi)2n
where xG is the prediction by the model (a probability from 0 to 1) for the shot labelled by the index i, and G is the true outcome (0 for a non-goal, 1 for a goal). A lower RMSE indicates better performance.

In the following table we give our RMSE values for different models trained with variable numbers of features.

larf every time

 

[Arqueto]

Eriks had enuff already, he's done out here fam!

 

[Carl Drogo]

go to sleep u mug, ur tired and not seeing it right, Jesus is at the top

xG bless

Remember when you thought you were going to finish above us? LMAO

 

[Chules]

Remember when you thought you were going to finish above us? LMAO

Nope

I said you’d get top 4 instead of us all year

 

[Carl Drogo]

Nope

I said you’d get top 4 instead of us all year

BRB, using the search function


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9GD_6o73nkM ONE OF OUR OWN!

 

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Real Madrid just signed a 19 year old center forward from Deportivo, his name is Noel Lopez.

 

[FadeLess]

In other news :

Just concluded transfer talks with another manager, and Amine Gouiri will become my player in less than 24 hours.