Crime NARF's Insurrection megathread (598 arrested so far. At least 24 in August 2021)

The reason their lawyers keep on using this defense, that they were brainwashed by a cult, is because it has a ring of truth to it. As another lawyer said:

"A lot of these defendants—and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully—but they’re all fucking short-bus people. These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded...Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddamn propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler."
 
Unfortunately it takes something like being arrested and left high and dry by their leader for them to finally snap out of it. It needs to be something personally damaging, something tangible, for them to understand. Then and only then will the empathy portion of their brain light up.

Unfortunately no liberal will be able to reason them out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. We're stuck in this weird loop where the more a liberal condemns them and their cult the more it galvanizes them because Trumpism at its heart is a movement of schadenfreude. Never forget, cruelty is the point:

"Trump’s only true skill is the con; his only fundamental belief is that the United States is the birthright of straight, white, Christian men, and his only real, authentic pleasure is in cruelty. It is that cruelty, and the delight it brings them, that binds his most ardent supporters to him, in shared scorn for those they hate and fear: immigrants, black voters, feminists, and treasonous white men who empathize with any of those who would steal their birthright. The president’s ability to execute that cruelty through word and deed makes them euphoric. It makes them feel good, it makes them feel proud, it makes them feel happy, it makes them feel united. And as long as he makes them feel that way, they will let him get away with anything."
 
Saying what they need to say in order to defend their clients, you can’t use the truth in court..
 
The big lie...


The Iraq war? China lying about Covid origins? Fauci... pick one.


No, not to liberals. Why? Because they're obsessed with Trump. Sad, but true.
 
Trumptards are brainwashed cultists???

Who would've thought
 
How many got arrested? Somewhere in between 60 and 200? Cool. Let them rot in jail.
 
The reason their lawyers keep on using this defense, that they were brainwashed by a cult, is because it has a ring of truth to it. As another lawyer said:

"A lot of these defendants—and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully—but they’re all fucking short-bus people. These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded...Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddamn propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler."

What is truly both sad and scary is that these people make up the base of the Republican party, these are the people who hold the fate of the Republican party in their hands, these are the people who any Republican absolutely needs to have on their side if they want to get elected to any office!
 
What is truly both sad and scary is that these people make up the base of the Republican party, these are the people who hold the fate of the Republican party in their hands, these are the people who any Republican absolutely needs to have on their side if they want to get elected to any office!


It would make sense that the guy who thinks innocent Black people are being hunted by police, which is practically the mathematical equivalent of being struck by lightning, would think that 500 people makes up the Republican base.


Serious question, how do you even know it was 58 miles if you're so bad at math? Are you sure it wasn't seven?
 
Saying what they need to say in order to defend their clients, you can’t use the truth in court..

Ahh, yes, Model Rule 878: Attorneys shall not present truthful facts if the facts disturb the globalist pedo ring secretly taking over the government without trace.

In reality, the truth resulted in all the election suits being thrown out except for the couple that netted Biden more votes. If any of the dozens of previous suits established any favorable facts at all, the lawyers would absolutely be presenting them or else face potential ineffective assistance claims themselves.
 
It would make sense that the guy who thinks innocent Black people are being hunted by police, which is practically the mathematical equivalent of being struck by lightning, would think that 500 people makes up the Republican base.


Serious question, how do you even know it was 58 miles if you're so bad at math? Are you sure it wasn't seven?
<TheWire1>
The Republican party worships an orange psychopathic twice impeached reality tv host and 70% still believe that he was cheated out of the election despite zero credible evidence, Republicans think they are the silent majority despite winning the national popular vote once in 3 decades, Republicans believe that Trump is a business genius despite the fact he bankrupted 3 casino's, Republicans think Trump is popular with the American people despite the fact that not once in his entire Presidency did he ever average a 50% job approval. So I'm quite sure it's the Republicans are the folks who are bad at math.
 
<TheWire1>
The Republican party worships an orange psychopathic twice impeached reality tv host and 70% still believe that he was cheated out of the election despite zero credible evidence, Republicans think they are the silent majority despite winning the national popular vote once in 3 decades, Republicans believe that Trump is a business genius despite the fact he bankrupted 3 casino's, Republicans think Trump is popular with the American people despite the fact that not once in his entire Presidency did he ever average a 50% job approval. So I'm quite sure it's the Republicans are the folks who are bad at math.


{<jimmies}
 
I understand the truth hurts and hopefully the pain I have caused by telling you the truth will subside and you will be reborn.


I just find it funny wrote all that. What a waste of time.

<{outtahere}>
 

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