Dangerous animals you think you could take?

[Jack Handy jr]

I’d destroy a kangaroo with an uppercut

You must scream Shoryukin! When you do it….preferably whilst wearing a red karate gi and dyed blonde hair

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Any ideas on how to best Megaladon?

my thoughts would be to flip the shark on it’s akin to what a pod of Orcas did to a great white in San Francisco Bay by placing it in a post orgasmic state called “tantric”

I would then stick my dick through the Meg’s gills and drown it

 

[Beau Wring]

bumped this because i don't want the fun to stop, most who posted took this thread in the way intended, but i feel a few actually think they have the stuff to win, against a chimp, hoping we find a few more Sherbros tough enough to beat the shit out wild aminals.

 

[William Huggins]

bumped this because i don't want the fun to stop, most who posted took this thread in the way intended, but i feel a few actual think they have the stuff to win, against a chimp, hoping we find a few more Sherbros tough enough to beat the shit out wild aminals.

So what's your real account.....

 

[Belaya Smert]

I think I could prob fuck up a coyote, barn owl, and Gator under 6 foot.
My top 3

 

[jeff7b9]

You might find it harder if you come up against the female of the species, seeing as your strategies rely heavily on targeting the balls.

It's 2023.
You can kick women in the balls.

 

[Beau Wring]

So what's your real account.....

real account ? i'm a reddit refugee, banned for my ''transphobic viewpoint'', my viewpoint wasn't ''transphobic'' as such, i just didn't go along with the circle jerk, lurked here for a while and view it as a forum you can go back and forth with someone without them wetting themselves and then crying to a mod, sorry if you were wanting a friend to return via an alt account.

 

[Beau Wring]

The 3 i think i could handle are...

''Game'' Pit
Chimpanzee
Cougar

 

[Kindjal]

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

bumped this because i don't want the fun to stop, most who posted took this thread in the way intended, but i feel a few actually think they have the stuff to win, against a chimp, hoping we find a few more Sherbros tough enough to beat the shit out wild aminals.

Hey Jack lol

 

[Halifax]

All worthy adversaries but you forgot to mention the wolfman:

Ahh, the Halloween goonies movie.

Fat kid was the MVP of monster squad. Kicked Wolfman in the nards, shot the creature from the black lagoon with a shotgun he appropriates from a dead cop..

But his crowning achievement.

Burning dracula with a shrink wrapped slice of pizza he had in his pocket because "garlic" is still goat

 

[Thai Domi]

There's a 16' anaconda at the aquarium where I work, the aquarium director is sure it could kill me. I'm game whenever.

 

[Volador]

TS is in deep shit if he faces a female

 

[Thrawn33]

Ahh, the Halloween goonies movie.

Fat kid was the MVP of monster squad. Kicked Wolfman in the nards, shot the creature from the black lagoon with a shotgun he appropriates from a dead cop..

But his crowning achievement.

Burning dracula with a shrink wrapped slice of pizza he had in his pocket because "garlic" is still goat

"Hey fat kid..."

 

[fordman7795]

I've given this a lot of thought over the years and with my wealth of martial Arts capability i was thinking there are 10 animals most would deem dangerous who asses' i could kick.

1.Boa Constrictor.

This species has been known to consume people in Laos whole. They're also quite abundant in the Everglades where they have decimated the local fauna populations. If i was ever to encounter this creature i'm confident I could blind this creature after a swift kick to it's balls.

While there are some boas reproducing in florida it’s the python that is the more destructive invasive snake.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I wouldn't even like to have to fight a cat bro.

fck fighting animals in generals....

I'll never forget the first time a cat clawed and bit me. My friends furball in grade 6. Damn did that little pussy do some damage.

 

[Sano]

Chokeslammed by a cat. Deservedly so I might add.

 

[Beau Wring]

 

[wildchild88]

I think I could have a chance to RNC a kangaroo.

But I could also die.

 

[wildchild88]

Agree but in this case it's the other way around. Dude actually runs up to save his dog from the kangaroo.




And without the doctored ending:

That's an Eastern grey, would be hard to pull that on a big red...