And to make up so much BS lies.
What lies? The one where the devoted christian family man gets drunk with two girls other than his wife, gets them into his bentley and then drunk drives into the telephone pole? i like the one where he does a hit and run on a pregnant lady. he came back just to check on her wellbeing! was that before or after he claimed to have changed his ways and found god, only to get caught doing cocaine and then going to rehab for one whole day after the news broke. wow he's really trying to change his life! then he needed some pecker pills, because a black man in his 20's needs a libido.
Those arent lies bro, those are facts that will follow him wherever he goes. where would i be wrong? I'm not making any of this up. I dont see the point of that. I'm just regurgitating the facts about juiced up jonny that are already out there. Just google the words "Jon Jones" and youll find all of them, once you put aside your rose tinted glasses. its all out there. i dont need to make any of this shit up. its well documented. juiced up jonny has really built himself up a bad rap sheet over the years. even when he's not all juiced up and poking people in the eyes every other fight.
but as for lies hows this one for a lie? i think i got a good one for ya. i like the one that starts off shortly after juiced up jonny got suspended for turinabol. he did his time, got let out early after snitching on his homeboys, and months later he's pulsing those picograms at higher levels than ever before! his teammate frank mir doesnt seem to be having any "pulsing" issues, despite getting popped for the same steroid. then again, neither has any other athlete in any other sport! but jon jones' body must be a natural wonder seeing how it naturally produces anabolic steroids all on its own! the golden snitch and a bunch of other people working under the UFC's payroll told me that so i take their word as gospel, with Dana White as my lord and savior. surely jon jones would never knowingly cheat or do steroids. and he especially wouldnt reingest! he must have tripped and fell on one of frank mir's needles, and then a radioactive spider bit him or something. or whatever the ufc tells me. he's pulsing bro. theres no other way to explain it! take our word for it, jon jones' steroid producing body is a phenominon that cant be explained, so everybody forget about it, and order the pay per view!
hows that for a lie? that ones a doozie! all paid for and brought to you by those under the UFC's payroll, and some idiots out there actually believe it.
Save the crybaby PED steroid excuse. You know since Jones actually has skill and talent don't come from a magic pill.
perhaps in the form of a tainted pecker pill
if he really had so much skill and talent, he wouldnt need to juice. He could have just fought naturally with the body he was born with. Most other fighters dont seem to have an issue fighting clean, and many become successful champions and even hall of fame inductees. Why is it such a problem for Jon Jones? A repeated steroid and PED offender, and what is he supposed to be the victim here? Why is he always pissing dirty and finding himself in handcuffs when everybody else isnt? Clearly the big bad athletic commission is out to get him!
And a black man in his 20's needing pecker pills. thats a good one. im sure everyone buys it. I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind that one. what did he get his cocaine mixed up with some of Anderson's dick pills when he went to do some lines? Is Normal!
Please name one time where a fight was stopped because Jones poked his opponent in the eye?
None of them. thats moot point. you'd be hard pressed to find a fight where pokeabones jones didnt poke his opponent in the eye a few times and keep on cheating. Maybe add some groin shots thrown in when he gets bored. throw in an illegal knee when you know youre tomato can opponent is grounded and youve got the fight in the bag . Good ole' johnny. What a sport! If you aint cheating you ain't competing
I'm so sick of you crybabies saying Jones hit a pregnant woman. Do you really think Jones knew the woman was pregnant before he ACCIDENTALLY crashed into her? You act like Jones purposely targeted a pregnant woman.
Jon Jones did hit a pregnant woman. He took his rented Buick and drove into Vanessa Sonnenburg and her unborn baby. then 'ACCIDENTALLY' fled on foot. came back to grab a little something something out of the trunk, and 'ACCIDENTALLY' fled off again. Are you trying to deny this ever happened, or blindly support your hero and act like this kind of activity is acceptable? genuinely curious considering the fact that he was arrested for it, and he also plead guilty. What a class act! Your average joe would be serving time in prison for that kind of shit. Especially if they leave the scene. It dont matter what other crimes youre involved in, you flee the scene after causing an accident and it goes from misdemenor to felony. in proper english terms, that means youll be getting that ass hole stretched for quite a while longer. unless of course youre a celebrity or a public figure with money. then the law often doesnt apply, and often these very people will live their lives as if the law doesnt apply. its no surprise. slap on the wrists, cut a couple checks. everybodies happy. go on about your ways right?
get off your high horse and Tell me how much of an accident it was when some dude gets all high and drunk and then drives into your wife with her unborn baby inside and then flees the scene. shes just chilling at a stop light minding her own business and some loser just plows right into her car. If your doped up MMA hero gets a free pass, why shouldnt that other guy? Well hell, how the hell was he supposed to know that person he just ran his car into is pregnant? Would you be cool with him if he stopped to ask if she was pregnant, before he grabs his shit out of the trunk and runs off in the night? is that the common courtesy? Hopefully after he gets caught he can pull out the jesus card and try to convince you hes so sorry and a changed man so you will either forgive him or forget about it a month later while he's pounding back another bottle and blowing more lines over a bathroom stall. but if you were anything of a man, you would be the one asking for forgiveness, from the courts, for what you did to that man the moment you could put your hands on him
But of course just like I figured you could not come up with an excuse how Jones totally destroyed Gus in their second fight.
that fight is irrelevant and shouldnt have happened, seeing how once again, picobones jones wasnt clean. what else is there to discuss? get back to me when he fights clean and maybe it might be a recordable accomplishment. surprise surprise! as a matter of fact they had to move an entire card out of state on a weeks notice just to accomodate his drug habits because juiced up jonny fresh off of his 2nd steroid suspension still couldnt pass a drug test and the commission wouldnt let him fight. what an impressive performance! by everybody else on the card who had to change up all of their plans and go from vegas to california on account of some steroid abusing loser and his steroid habit. but do go on about how great that was. on the bright side, at least he didnt manage to get an entire pay per view cancelled, like when he pussed out of UFC 151 when chael was ready to fiight him on 8 days notice, but juiced up jonny clearly needed another fresh new cycle to prepare for some dude who posed a takedown threat, or any more of a risk than some dude who's just going to stand there and try to throw the same predictable overhand right all fight until he wears himself out.
Jones is still undefeated
Fedor is a good fighter, Fedor lost a couple fights but i like fedor therefore Fedor is undefeated. hurrr durr look at me go! i think ive got some of fedor's dick in my throat. whoops! that one's a slider!
un·de·feat·ed | \ ˌən-di-ˈfē-təd
, -dē- \
Definition of undefeated
: not
defeated : not having suffered a defeat
jon jones suffered a defeat to matt hammill, therefore he is not undefeated. jon jones may lie. his fanboys may lie. but the official fight results and records dont lie.
and you know what the sad thing is? the ufc is so hurting for draws that if jon jones didnt make a name for himself and put asses in seats, he'd either be a sitting in prison, or fighting in japan where they dont drug test. they wouldnt be giving him 5, 6, 7, 8, chances, let alone giving him a free pass to juice up. if youre not a popular name that sells fights and you get popped for a bit of recreational weed, or you even tweet a quote from a movie that dana doesnt find funny and some snowflake gets offended over, youre getting shipped out of there without a second chance. If Emil Meek were to drunk drive his bentley into a telephone pole with some objectionably young women in his car, Dana would fire his ass before the news even hits TMZ and his wife finds out. He wouldnt get a second opportunity with the UFC to try again before he does a hit and run on a pregnant woman and then pulls out the jesus card. you can get away with anything as long as you can sell tickets. If some random like Kenan Song throws a dolly at a bus causing multiple fighters to miss their fights, he's gonna get canned. When conor does it, they use the footage to promote the next fight. If Randa Markos is too juiced up for the commission to allow her to fight, theyre not going to move UFC Fight Night 170 out of state on a weeks notice just to accomodate her PED issues. She's packing up and going to Bellator.
Thats the farce the UFC has became. its all double standards. it doesnt matter how much of a piece of shit human being you are, or how many times you fuck up. just as long as you can bring uncle dana a bit of money, you get the red carpet treatment
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