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I'm drinking a cream soda as we speak
I thought you preferred piss bottles?
I'm drinking a cream soda as we speak
Maybe you just aren't funny and it comes off as autistic or creepy.They don't get it anyways. This girl I know told me "She's not going to understand sarcasm. Are you crazy?"
Just yesterday, I was on Tinder w/ a girl and she says "Tell me a secret." I'm like "What. Are you planning on blackmailing me or something someday?" I was expecting a "No. LOL" and the I tell her a secret , but she just deleted my profile.
I think I need to make my humor just really simple
The story could have just as easily ended with her responding playfully about being a secret agent or something, you building rapport with and ending up with her number, then the interaction would've come across as you being smooth.
Meh, it's the internet, a 2 is getting about 2,000 messages per day. You didn't necessarily do anything wrong.
Just don't overdo the humor - it'll come across as needy.
Don't make offensive jokes - "hey, you hear the one about the Jews--?"
I strongly doubt that. I've never used a dating site but the statement "What? Are you planning on blackmailing me some day?" is not going to be a coin flip. It just sounds like he's unhappy.