Media Zuckerberg’s wife is absolutely in shock that two UFC fighters are punching each other

[Natural Order]

Imagine being that wealthy and that's the best you could pull.



Also guessing he pays her a wage to keep up that facade.

 

[DebtCollectorMMA]

Never thought Zuckerberg would have a wife or train MMA
Of course hed show up to a WMMA headlined card

 

[SakurabasEar]

Imagine mark actually reading through this thread lol

 

[randomg1t]

jesus this thread is a fucking cesspool of incels

 

[Ballsaque]

Come on.. He has had a wife for like over a decade now and a father

He has a father as well?!

 

[Marko Polo]

Is that really his wife? Dude has billions and has a fat Asian wife who looks a decade older than him? Legit? I gotta google this. BRB.

Edit lmao you can't find a single recent picture of her on Google. She used to be thin she got huge and everyone's being p.c. I guess... dude...

Based if you ask me. Dude has decided he will forego the pleasures of the flesh for stability.

 

[Serge421]

Zuckerberg has a wife? I thought he was gay.

He is asexual

 

[Leviticus]

Damn, Dana could snap Zuck like a twig
Bro needs to get on the Xyience

When Brock was champ i went and bought a whole box of Dymatize weight gaining powder. I think it just makes you fat or something lol