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Pssst. He's not seeing it till tomorrow.I didn't know that there's a new mk movie. Is it woke sjw like everything else nowadays?
Pssst. He's not seeing it till tomorrow.I didn't know that there's a new mk movie. Is it woke sjw like everything else nowadays?
Always involve alcohol and either your house or hers because I doubt she'll let you fuck her in the theatre.
My go to was to have them over and cook for them.
Carry some magnus condoms in your pocket and drop them accidentally infront of her
Man I laughed way harder at this than I should've.
If you havent yet, you need to watch always sunny
If the girl does know anything about Mortal Kombat, you’ve chosen wrong sir.why would I shush her if she wants to talk while watching the movie I’m down. She might not know anything bout mortal kombat
Cut a hole in the popcorn and put that girthy shermember in its place.Pull your dick out during the movie
What if she doesn't like popcorn or if it's too short hahahaCut a hole in the popcorn and put that girthy shermember in its place.
If it’s too short you should be on r/mma. This is sherdog. 6’8” 350lbs 5% bf all natty. Giant dongus just comes with the territory.What if she doesn't like popcorn or if it's too short hahaha
You never got it in?? Sorry dude, that’s fucking sad man. Been there, done that, RIP! Still makes me cry to this day. I also went on a date with another chick one time that wouldn’t let me bang her on the first date, but she was sensually kissing me up and shit all night, making me think that we were going back to the hotel for some shenanigans. Then boom pulls out the, we’ll hope we can have a second date card. I was like wtf. Never really had blue balls, but that next day I could hardly walk, I’ve never been so primed to get some in my life. Little dimepiece Colombian chick. Then we ended up going on a second date and dating for a little while. Some great memories.This guy speaketh the troof.
Learned that the hard way when I was 20 (20 years ago).
Insanely hot 22 yr old virgin (allegedly). Everything went except inside her. Living with an aunt and her family, for a few months, I couldn’t take her home and she was too shy (FOB immigrant) to go to anybody else’s place.
Nearly always at the 2$ cinema with the heavy duty dry humping / petting / handies etc etc but not the grand finale though we came close a few times.
Always the ".....not here." The most frustrating one was the time I got her spread eagled on the seat (empty theatre), no panties - skirt up, she’s pulled and poised me right at the entrance and right at the last second "....not here."
Fuuuuuu........
I had to stop seeing her or I was going to end up on the permanent sex offender list, if you catch my drift.
If it’s too short you should be on r/mma. This is sherdog. 6’8” 350lbs 5% bf all natty. Giant dongus just comes with the territory.
LOL What is this your 5th major accident in a car. You better not have been on your phone while driving again. The average person has one accident in 17.5 years of driving. You've had like 5 in 5 years of driving. They need to take your licence away.I will. I actually don’t know if I’m going on this date I got into a really bad accident and now my car is totaled even the airbags came out. So I’m carless for a while again but I might be lucky enough to get my parents to fix my car but idk.
I’m trying to see if I can get a rental car but idk
You never got it in?? Sorry dude, that’s fucking sad man. Been there, done that, RIP! Still makes me cry to this day. I also went on a date with another chick one time that wouldn’t let me bang her on the first date, but she was sensually kissing me up and shit all night, making me think that we were going back to the hotel for some shenanigans. Then boom pulls out the, we’ll hope we can have a second date card. I was like wtf. Never really had blue balls, but that next day I could hardly walk, I’ve never been so primed to get some in my life. Little dimepiece Colombian chick. Then we ended up going on a second date and dating for a little while. Some great memories.
So did TS get laid... or laid out.
I am betting the later.
And I already fucked this girl at a party
Must have missed this bit of key info earlier. Taking her to a shitty movie on your date makes much more sense now.