News Pitt-Jolie Legal Fights Heats Up

[The Big Yin]

Sorry, didn't mean to offend you gender queer.

No offence taken, I was gender queer last week. Today I'm non binary person of non descript colour. The gender queers can go fuck themselves

 

[chardog]

Why don't these women actually make up stuff that is believable, like he called her a bitch or pissed in the wardrobe once when he was drunk. Everytime they make allegations it sounds like something out of one of those 1930s prohibition propaganda films

"Grabbed her head and poured alcohol over their kids" I'll bet a fiver he probably stumbled during turbulence, balanced himself on her chair and a drop from his Lemmy splashed on his kid.

Lawyers need jobs

Is normal

 

[chardog]

Lately shes been on it again and shes so effed up shes messing up her own stories and bringin it up in suits that have nothing to do with it just to drag him through mud. While Bradley hasnt said one negative thing about her. Shes obviously not all there in ways of balance.


https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/05/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-private-jet-kids-poisoned-against-him/


and just generally no one belives her anyway


The FBI investigated and concluded the allegations were insufficient to move forward. Our sources say there was also an investigation by the Dept of Children & Family Services which was closed out because of a lack of evidence.

Angelina then went to family court in an attempt to convince the judge in the divorce case that Brad was an unfit parent who should not have any custody. The judge listened to the evidence and gave them 50/50 custody ... essentially rejecting Angelina's claims of abuse.

It’s typical family law

Just make shit up, there are no repercussions

 

[method115]

Why don't these women actually make up stuff that is believable, like he called her a bitch or pissed in the wardrobe once when he was drunk. Everytime they make allegations it sounds like something out of one of those 1930s prohibition propaganda films

"Grabbed her head and poured alcohol over their kids" I'll bet a fiver he probably stumbled during turbulence, balanced himself on her chair and a drop from his Lemmy splashed on his kid.

Yep and the “attack on the kids” was probably giving them a good smack on the hand for fooling around with something they shouldn’t have been on their private jet.

 

[The Big Yin]

Lawyers need jobs

Is normal

I know but lawyers are also smart, so they must cringe when she comes out with this stuff. I can imagine the Convo "Angelina darling, I'll do my best to win this, but your claims sound like a bigger work of fiction than a British black history month book"

 

[Goodfella86]

Most normal family ever. I wonder why the even divorced.

I'm not saying Pitt hit the kid, but if he did, I really hope it's the kid second from the right. You know he needs it.

 

[chardog]

I know but lawyers are also smart, so they must cringe when she comes out with this stuff. I can imagine the Convo "Angelina darling, I'll do my best to win this, but your claims sound like a bigger work of fiction than a British black history month book"

Keeping a straight face while lying is the most important job skill

 

[revoltub]

New movie pitch:

*movie guy voice*

"Millions of fans"

"Years of entertainment"

"Billions of tickets"

*cut music*

"One mistake"

*cut to depp and pitt split screen fighting with Heard and Jolie (played by scarjo and idk maybe Catherine zeta jones)*

"Pitt"

*cut to explosion*

"Depp"

*cut to a kung fu scene*

"In"

*long fade*

Public Opinion.

You're welcome Hollywood.

 

[TXstriker]

What he gets for choosing skeletor and her 20 kids.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Just really sad. Unfortunately when stuff like this happens it’s the French chateau and winery that really suffers.

 

[LEWIS540]

So???
What's yo point???

Point is it’s not his fashion choice except for the first one.

He wore it for a job. They are not his clothes. Pretty sure Johnny Depp doesn’t dress as a pirate when he goes to the grocery shop.


Actually that is probably a bad example.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

What he gets for choosing skeletor and her 20 kids.

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[TrueBias]

Most normal family ever. I wonder why the even divorced.

Yeah. I always thought Brad made the better choice with her over Jennifer because Angelina was in her prime. Then, the bitch started adopting all these shitty kids and i felt buyers remorse for the guy.

Shes gotta be a complete pain in the ass.

 

[TrueBias]

Are we really shitting on people for adopting orphan children?

Yes.

 

[BisexualMMA]

I'm not saying Pitt hit the kid, but if he did, I really hope it's the kid second from the right. You know he needs it.

Apparently he tried to slap that kid until his hairline grew back.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Lately shes been on it again and shes so effed up shes messing up her own stories and bringin it up in suits that have nothing to do with it just to drag him through mud. While Bradley hasnt said one negative thing about her. Shes obviously not all there in ways of balance.


https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/05/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-private-jet-kids-poisoned-against-him/


and just generally no one belives her anyway


The FBI investigated and concluded the allegations were insufficient to move forward. Our sources say there was also an investigation by the Dept of Children & Family Services which was closed out because of a lack of evidence.

Angelina then went to family court in an attempt to convince the judge in the divorce case that Brad was an unfit parent who should not have any custody. The judge listened to the evidence and gave them 50/50 custody ... essentially rejecting Angelina's claims of abuse.

In fairness, it's not easy to get full custody. A judge doesn't generally want to take that from a parent.
You're going to have to prove that the person is an actual danger to the child, or has some kind of mental issues or something that would put the child in danger. One he said/she said drunken incident isn't going to do that.

 

[LEWIS540]

Most normal family ever. I wonder why the even divorced.

Benneton’s Autumn ‘22 catalogue looks promising.

 

[Busgosu]

What he gets for choosing skeletor and her 20 kids.

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I have read somewhere that he's now shagging Emily Ratajkowski...

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Yeah. I always thought Brad made the better choice with her over Jennifer because Angelina was in her prime. Then, the bitch started adopting all these shitty kids and i felt buyers remorse for the guy.

Shes gotta be a complete pain in the ass.

Seems like you're assuming she just wanted all of those "shitty" kids by herself.
Pitt wanted kids, and Aniston either didn't, or couldn't have any...she still doesn't have kids.
That's going to be a dealbreaker at some point if you want a family.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

here we go again here we fucking go..