An improvement is right there in his face, and he didn't see it. Because, he is not very funny.
Still corny, but 200% better than Shaub's:
“Mexican cookie?!? What the fuck's that, a tortilla with a chocolate chip on it?”
But the reason he makes more money is that he can negotiate higher sponsorship payment and MORE sponsorship opportunities because he is being seen by more people under the UFC banner than the Bellator banner.
The reason is money.
They don't want to pay the licensing fee, nor do they want to buy the idea outright. They also don't want to pay for research and development into attempting to develop a similar solution that doesn't violate the patent on the gloves that are out already.
"For so it was that the Just Bleed God followers of Sherdog had sinned against the Just Bleed God, who had brought them up out of the land of Lay-and-Pray,..."
Thanks, man. I work hard at this comedy Sherdoggin'. Satire, quotes, etc.
Sherdog gathers, and now my Sherdoggin' begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory.
I shall live and die while posting
I am...
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