Best opening line in a song

[JoshTehV]

oddly enough one of the most comforting songs I've ever head is by Necro:

When I come home from work, I'm fiendin for an eight-ball
I got crack on my mind, I'm hearin cocaine call
Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff
Keep it a secret from my wife, cause she thinks I don't use drugs
There I was, bleedin from my nose and damn
I couldn't breathe but I'm still thinkin about the next gram
It's Friday night, I'm not trying to leave my crib doped
I'll kill myself while the dealer's eating Japanese food
I ain't got no pride, I'm buyin this shit
I'm lying to myself telling the runner I'm trying to quit
It's all make believe, I pretend that I'm true
When you give me credit, I'm dodging you every chance that I get to
Even if it's good, I'll sniff it up in a minute
Beep you back complain that you put too much cut in it
If you fall for that - and bring me a new sack
I'll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack
Cause yo I'm ripped, I owe you loot, plus I annoy you
I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you
I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill?
Yo I'll tell you we're friends and yo we don't even chill
I need drugs

 

[Oogie Sharp]

I ain't got no motherfuckin friends
That's why I fucked yo bitch, you fat motherfucker

LMAO!
Is that the diss song Tupac did at Biggie? Damn..that's about as ruthless as you can get.

(Folks should post the song the line is from)

 

[Oogie Sharp]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?


Big Bottom (Spinal Tap)

 

[Yakzmash]

Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

 

[Absolut]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend

 

[Jackonfire]

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola

 

[Satanical Eve]

"Get off my case, motherfucker!"

 

[Absolut]

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

 

[burningspear]

Until the philosophy
Which hold one race superior and another inferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Everywhere is War.

 

[Brother Numsi]

" I see a red door, and I wanted painted black"

" His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy"

" If Pirus and Crips all got along they'd probably gun me down by the end of this song"

" I won't deny it, I'ma straight ridah, you don't wanna fuck with me"

"Well I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long"

 

[Easy The Great]

“Could be holdin you tonight.”

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

My name is Kid
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie

 

[tonysmasseuse]

I was doing time in the universal mind

 

[Fedorgasm]

Hello me. Meet the real me.

 

[Absolut]

Early one morning while makin the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down.

 

[Jackonfire]

You've got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down you just stood there grinnin'

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

I hurt myself today...to see if I still feel...

Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...

 

[Jackonfire]

I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin', could've sworn it was judgment day

 

[tonysmasseuse]