Social CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposes his penis on zoom call

[ShadowRun]

Not surprised but they have really low standards over there at CNN.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Moral bankruptcy. Carlson tucker was buddies with the brothel owner Hof. But I’m sure someone will pipe in and spew some nonsense on hate the sin, not the sinner.

 

[badascan]

Nonsense... It's a distraction...

 

[Chinballs]

As much as I would like to crap on CNN reporters... meh. If it was an accident then who cares tbh.

 

[shankmcgank]

His long awaited cumback.

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Its all a bit weird. Why does he have a job there still? Why was this brought up on air? Why does she seem so fucking pleased with herself hanging her co-host out to dry?

She seems to have enjoyed that a bit too much.

The devil is not in the details here sherbro

Show some fucking restraint, dont jerk off in zoom call if you are on or off cam, its called normal decency.

Guy should start his own onlyfans instead of going back to "journalism" if he likes jerking off live to people watching or listening.

This made me lol. Imagine a Toobin Onlyfans, haha.

I’m lactose intolerant. Don’t need to slip me anything. Just give me a bowl of cereal and some milk

Fuck dude, you should see the fecal destruction I unleash after a bowl of KD and a glass of milk. The aftermath, and smell, is a sight to behold.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

He who has never jerked off without knowing people were watching cast the first stone.

happens to the best of us

i mean who of us hasnt had a time where we were wanking it to some VR porn and then grandma decided to walk in?

 

[Poon Goon]

He was working with coworkers and his behavior was unacceptable. He should never be REhired.

Yep, he should never be able to work again. On an unrelated note, don't you fucking hate this cancel culture bullshit?

 

[DavidsGhost]

if you can’t not jack off in front of a camera while at work you aren’t a good hire.


Now, here’s the thing. people in high profile positions in corporate America are always used as an example. Remember that lady that said something about “dumb Asians” in high school? She lost her high profile job because she was an example, representing a company’s values in a public facing high profile role.


And I’m okay with that. She said dumb shit in high school. Guess what, you can’t be the face of the company. You can’t not jack off in front of a camera on a team meeting, guess what? You don’t have a job.

 

[DavidsGhost]

I’m getting riled up

 

[llperez22]

I’m not very tech savvy and had to do a couple zoom meetings for work this last year and I was able to jerk one out without being caught, no sympathy for this dumbass.

 

[Don Quixote]

LOL

Perhaps beating off lightens the tension for the upcoming zoom call?

 

[Letssnuggle]

Yep, he should never be able to work again. On an unrelated note, don't you fucking hate this cancel culture bullshit?

He can work again. You’re not aware there are numerous positions within the news field?

When you make poor decisions this typically shows clear lack of judgement. He’s not qualified to be on zoom calls. The guy simply cannot control himself.

He might be qualified to set-up lighting or something of that nature. Welcome to the real world where making poor decisions actually comes with consequences…..unless of course you’re a liberal pundit.

 

[TrueBias]

I gotta imagine the video of this is hilarious but all ive found were spoofs.

 

[Poon Goon]

He’s not qualified to be on zoom calls. The guy simply cannot control himself.

Yes he seems very terrifying. Can't believe is even allowed to walk the streets.

 

[Letssnuggle]

Yes he seems very terrifying. Can't believe is even allowed to walk the streets.

Why hyperbole?

The guy was masturbating during a work zoom call. This is unprofessional and clearly
shows a blatant lack of judgement.

First you claimed I suggested he never work again - that was wrong. Now you are suggesting I think he’s a menance to society - that is also wrong. Derp.

 

[44nutman]

Not surprised but they have really low standards over there at CNN.

Well Fox has on Jason Miller who killed one mistresses baby, and wont support his baby with his other mistress. Then we have Dershowitz, that admitted to being a 60 year old man getting massages at Epsteins place, but I quote" I kept my underwear on" which I guess makes it perfectly OK for a 60+ year old man to get massaged by a 16 year old girl. Fox had Dershowitz and Miller on a bunch.
CNN should not have him on, but in the hierarchy of low standards, I would list slipping a mistress an abortion smoothie as the worst, being 60 and getting underwear massages as 2nd worst and jerking off on a zoom meeting as 3rd out of those 3.

 

[Poon Goon]

First you claimed I suggested he never work again - that was wrong. Now you are suggesting I think he’s a menance to society - that is also wrong. Derp.

You said he should never be rehired and you said he cannot control himself. You are overreacting.

 

[Letssnuggle]

You said he should never be rehired and you said he cannot control himself. You are overreacting.

Derp. Masturbating during work zoom calls should indeed result in loss of employment. Clearly he cannot control himself. This is highly irrational behavior.

Placing this person back into the same job-roll, after demonstrating he’s not fit for duty, would be overreacting.

It’s called being a responsible employer. Something CNN clearly is not.

 

[Poon Goon]

Derp. Masturbating during work zoom calls should indeed result in loss of employment. Clearly he cannot control himself. This is highly irrational behavior.

Placing this person back into the same job-roll, after demonstrating he’s not fit for duty, would be overreacting.

It’s called being a responsible employer. Something CNN clearly is not.

I don't know what a "job-roll" is. Your use of derp is apparently a weird crutch you use when someone disagrees with you. The incident did cause him to lose the job he was working during said meeting. If you are this upset you should write a letter to CNN or your congressman. In reality though you should just stop overreacting.

 

[Letssnuggle]

I don't know what a "job-roll" is. Your use of derp is apparently a weird crutch you use when someone disagrees with you. The incident did cause him to lose the job he was working during said meeting. If you are this upset you should write a letter to CNN or your congressman. In reality though you should just stop overreacting.

Job role: A job role is the function you fill within your organization. ... While a job role is only a few words summarizing your purpose within the larger company, a jobdescription lists the particulars of the position, including duties, responsibilities, and necessary skills.

Derp.