Elections Stop the press! Trump picks Vivek as winner of the 4th debate

[MicroBrew]

Trump declares Ramaswamy winner of the fourth GOP debate: ‘Because he thinks I’m great’​

“To begin with, I thought Ron DeSanctimonious was terrible, with his bobble head facial movements & his walking on eggs, but that Sloppy Chris Christie was worse. He’s not fit, mentally or physically, to be President plus, he suffers from TDS, or Trump Derangement Syndrome, at levels not seen before,” he wrote, calling the former New Jersey governor a “sick puppy” and criticizing his low poll numbers.

He continued, saying the campaign of former Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson — who did not qualify for the debate earlier this week — dead.

“But so is Ron, whose weird bobbing head and fresh mouth, make his high heels look good — He’s walking on eggs! Birdbrain looked different & lost, but I give her second place,” he quipped, referring to former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley.

“Vivek WINS because he thinks l’m great,” the former president added.

Trump declares Ramaswamy winner of the fourth GOP debate: ‘Because he thinks I’m great’

Former President Trump weighed in on the recent Republican primary debate, taking shots at his 2024 rivals and declaring entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy the winner. “So many people are asking what I thought of history’s lowest rated ‘presidential’ debate, & how would I rate the players. It’s so...

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"DeSanctimnious", "bobble head", "Sloppy Chris"...and my favorite "Birdbrain"

Whatever else, Trump is hilarious and entertaining. No one else comes out with these weird and sometimes funny put-downs.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Trump declares Ramaswamy winner of the fourth GOP debate: ‘Because he thinks I’m great’

If you love Trump this is hilarious.

If you love Vivek this is hilarious.

If you hate both of them this is hilarious.

 

[koquerelle]

Let's say he's right. Does it mean anything?

 

[F1980]

 

[MicroBrew]

Let's say he's right. Does it mean anything?

Yes it means Trump is great....or it could also mean that Vivek is brown-nosing like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Fake Doctor]

To be fair, in a world where "You'd be in jail" and "Will you shut up man!" were the effective masterstrokes that "won" two presidential debates, Vivek is basically a pigeon on a chessboard which knocks over all the pieces, shits on everything, and everyone that tried to play ends up covered in shit. There is a standard by which he "won" it, and it's one that a lot of the public holds.

That all being said, believe it or not these debates are strikingly articulate and serious in comparison to some competitive debate these days...

 

[jk7707]

This guy as VP is a dangerous combination.

 

[emefer]

How long before trump barely knows who he is other than a loser that blew it?

 

[Poon Goon]

“Vivek WINS because he thinks l’m great,” the former president added.

Big fan of most of it until this. He's good at what he does, but this line just makes it too obvious.

 

[Seano]

I hate his incredulous, mouth hanging open grin.

 

[Corona]

Top tier analysis by goatnald imo

 

[koquerelle]

This guy as VP is a dangerous combination.

Would he be a VP though? A good VP has no personality.

 

[jk7707]

Would he be a VP though? A good VP has no personality.

I mean, that's what he's campaigning for.

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Let's say he's right. Does it mean anything?

He ended the campaigns of Nikki Haley and Chris Christie so yes, it's great news. Nikki Haley is literally demonic.

 

[koquerelle]

I mean, that's what he's campaigning for.

You think so? I thought he was doing it for his brand.

 

[koquerelle]

He ended the campaigns of Nikki Haley and Chris Christie so yes, it's great news. Nikki Haley is literally demonic.

He didn't end anything. You can't end something that never started.

Trump, a fake Republican, will get the nod again.

 

[Seano]

He ended the campaigns of Nikki Haley and Chris Christie so yes, it's great news. Nikki Haley is literally demonic.

How is it we don't have better choices than this?

 

[Orgasmo]

So I guess he made his VP pick then?

 

[fingercuffs]

He ended the campaigns of Nikki Haley and Chris Christie so yes, it's great news. Nikki Haley is literally demonic.

Literally how?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

So I guess he made his VP pick then?

In all seriousness, Trump is going to be in one courtroom after the other throughout the summer & fall, and he's going to have to pick someone that will make waves & make campaign stops for the dates he can't make.

Vivek has been a pitbull against the other GOP candidates and drawing pretty decent crowds in Iowa, New Hampshire, & Georgia.

I'm seriously doubtful Tucker Carlson is a serious VP candidate, contrary to recent reports. So Vivek is the most likely pick.