What’s the toughest animal you could beat in unarmed combat?

[SalvadorCollie]

Using the McGregor technique I could easy take a beached great white. It’s just a matter of time before they gas.

 

[Fedorgasm]

do you beat dogs up for fun or something?

No but I used to be afraid of dogs as a kid so I've spent a lot of time thinking about how I'd handle being attacked

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Easy all of them no sweat. Snake id just bite its face-off. Chimp I would just throw it off a cliff and an Elephant I would choke it out with its own trunk

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Maybe if I had a good nights sleep , a Honey Badger..

Those things can't die sorry

 

[wheel2wheel]

I can beat a bull

 

[Viper2]

It's a fact. No UFC fighter (or any human for that matter), that's unarmed, stands a chance against a full grown male chimpanzee. The chimpanzee can literally tear the flesh off of humans like he's peeling a banana. There is no comparison.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Damn, he's right.

Pack it up, everyone! We're shutting the forum down. Close the UFC!

 

[snotflakes]

Relevant as fuck.

 

[tasticles]

Jones vs the Chimp for the new UFC HW title. Book it Dana

 

[Sakurabaism]

Is there anyone disputing this? what's the point of this thread exactly? that we all should be zoogolist and watch chimps fighting other chimps 24/7 somewhere in Congo?

 

[Viper2]

Is there anyone disputing this? what's the point of this thread exactly? that we all should be zoogolist and watch chimps fighting other chimps 24/7 somewhere in Congo?

I'm sure there are many on this forum who are unaware how easily a full grown male chimpanzee can destroy any unarmed human.

 

[Bend NvR Break]

To be fair a chimp would be DQ for ripping off the man's genitals and eating his face.
I've never heard of a chimp attack that didn't have the chimp biting off chunks of a person's face.

 

[HatKick]

I've never understood the appeal of watching human fighting when humans are such a suboptimal fighting species. It's like watching lemurs do math.

 

[loisestrad]

It's almost impossible to submit an elephant.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I've never understood the appeal of watching human fighting when humans are such a suboptimal fighting species. It's like watching lemurs do math.

Japanese bug fights, bro

 

[Sakurabaism]

I'm sure there are many on this forum who are unaware how easily a full grown male chimpanzee can destroy any unarmed human.

Bud, we've all seen at least one or two clips of Joe Rogan talking about chimps. Trust me, everyone here knows how dangerous those motherfuckers are.

 

[Dog Gynecologist]

I've never understood the appeal of watching human fighting when humans are such a suboptimal fighting species. It's like watching lemurs do math.

We are optimal for thumb wrestling tho. Wanna call ESPN to make a deal ?

 

[Jeff Goldblum69]

Racist

 

[Dan Torrance]

Bud, we've all seen at least one or two clips of Joe Rogan talking about chimps. Trust me, everyone here knows how dangerous those motherfuckers are.

he even has chimp sounds in his jingle

 

[ralek4grammy]

Racist

Speciesist, methinks.