Social Trump retweets that he is "The Second Coming" of God



The world as a whole is Butters or at the very least Token in this clip
 
I'll be Token, because I can play bass.
"GODDAMNIT TOKEN YOU'RE BLACK YOU CAN PLAY BASS!"
"I'm getting real tired of your.."
"Be tired all you want Token JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN BASSLINE"
*Token starts playing bassline
"Goddamnit..."
 
"GODDAMNIT TOKEN YOU'RE BLACK YOU CAN PLAY BASS!"
"I'm getting real tired of your.."
"Be tired all you want Token JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN BASSLINE"
*Token starts playing bassline
"Goddamnit..."

I just love that all black families have a bass in their basements. That shit was gold, along with the super gay lyrics about Jesus. I've been to one of those "FaithCons" as a kid, and it's just like the show portrayed it. Insane cons hucking their wares to credulous buffoons who want Jeebus in some crackers.
 
I just love that all black families have a bass in their basements. That shit was gold, along with the super gay lyrics about Jesus. I've been to one of those "FaithCons" as a kid, and it's just like the show portrayed it. Insane cons hucking their wares to credulous buffoons who want Jeebus in some crackers.
Dude, I live in Utah now with a Mormon roommate. A Mormon CONVERT at that.

"OMG, they're fucking changing the Word of Wisdom dude!"
"Which is?"
"Guidelines from the Church"
"Like it's the reason you can't have coffee?"
"Yes."
"You already swear ALL THE FUCKING TIME why don't you just say fuck it and drink coffee?"
 
You might think this would bother evangelicals but they lie about the Bible too. Much in common with the grifter in chief
 
Ultra cringe.

"Wow, you guys have TDS. It's such an exaggeration to say he raped my mom. In reality, he only had like 5 or 6 thrusts and he barely even looked at her. Plus, he gets girls super moist so it didn't even hurt her. Also, she never drove me to school growing up and made me take the bus. She had it coming anyways. She was always walking around the living room at night in her sexy teddy like a whore."
<{ByeHomer}>
 
Trump is like a 3rd grader trying to bluff his way when he was he had not read the book and had to give a book report.



The whole bible is an incredible...

My god Trump is a joke and anyone still supporting him is mental
 
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Dude, I live in Utah now with a Mormon roommate. A Mormon CONVERT at that.

"OMG, they're fucking changing the Word of Wisdom dude!"
"Which is?"
"Guidelines from the Church"
"Like it's the reason you can't have coffee?"
"Yes."
"You already swear ALL THE FUCKING TIME why don't you just say fuck it and drink coffee?"

Commiserations.
 
Trump's troll game is off the charts.

You guys know he's trolling you, and you still can't resist getting outraged. Blood pressure through the roof. Heads popping off like Scanners.
 
Trump's troll game is off the charts.

You guys know he's trolling you, and you still can't resist getting outraged. Blood pressure through the roof. Heads popping off like Scanners.


The president trolling people (he does) is not any better than the content of this TS frankly.
 
The whole bible is an incredible...

My god Trump is a joke and anyone still supporting him is mental

I am glad he isn't really a bible thumbing believer. But how can someone something like that and then say they like him because he is genuine.
 
I am glad he isn't really a bible thumbing believer. But how can someone something like that and then say they like him because he is genuine.

It’s the funniest thing I hear Trumpers say. But but he is genuine and tells it like it is. Uhhh, no he is a raging lunatic who has no convictions and will say whatever suits him at the time
 
Yhea, don't know why the usual trump apologists/translators are saying he's trolling when he's clearly not.
Trump's got a serious attentionwhoring problem.
 
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