So I had a weird night

[90 50]

It's too late. The psycho texted me and said 'i had a falling out with my ex so don't bother texting me anymore'. Like I said I'm gonna try to bang a fat chick this weekend then work my way up again.

She had a falling out with her ex?

Wtf does that have to do with you banging her?

Or did she say” sorry I got back together with my ex??” Would make more sense.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

She had a falling out with her ex?

Wtf does that have to do with you banging her?

Or did she say” sorry I got back together with my ex??” Would make more sense.

I didn't think about it that hard, cuz it's not worth expending energy on... But she originally only wanted to hang out if she was with the other girl (her ex) too. Then later she said she and her ex stopped talking, so she couldn't hang out with me. My guess is her ex wasn't interested and didn't want to hang out, so girl #1 made up a lie that they had a falling out. Or they both weren't interested. Doesn't really matter

 

[Don Quixote]

I think I’d bail on them both. They sound like nothing but trouble.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Sometimes a slump breaker is what you need to get back in the game.

I just met up with this 28 year old divorcee on tinder, who asked me to come over to her house for the first date. I thought she was gonna be fat going by her photo, but she was actually kinda hot. Anyway I banged her for 2 hours on Viagra and couldn't nut, so I finally just jerked off on her tits. It was a good night

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I was meeting this girl from tinder at a bar. Im already there and at the last minute she's like "I'm bringing my friend along". So I meet them both. First girl I intended to meet is a total psycho, and the 2nd girl is more grounded, but I found out they're both bisexual and used to be in a relationship. I'm possibly hanging out with them later this weekend. So I guess my question is, how do I bang both of them?

Fuck man if you think Sherdoggers are able to pull this sort of shit off you’re kidding yourself.

 

[Phlog]

What could happen?

I’ll tell you what.

The more hetero of the two will get into it, the more lesbian of the two who agreed to the scene to please the other one will get jealous and end up throwing a lamp at you as you gather up your clothes and run out and go flying down E. 7th St naked to avoid the carnage.

It was worth it!

Could just have been one making sure you're not a cereal killer tho

 

[Tuf_guy]

What could happen?

I’ll tell you what.

The more hetero of the two will get into it, the more lesbian of the two who agreed to the scene to please the other one will get jealous and end up throwing a lamp at you as you gather up your clothes and run out and go flying down E. 7th St naked to avoid the carnage.

<puh-lease75>

 

[koolinkunming]

I just met up with this 28 year old divorcee on tinder, who asked me to come over to her house for the first date. I thought she was gonna be fat going by her photo, but she was actually kinda hot. Anyway I banged her for 2 hours on Viagra and couldn't nut, so I finally just jerked off on her tits. It was a good night

How old are you to need viagra?

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Just make sure you have lots of lube for their strap on or you're gonna have a bad time.

Or a real good time.

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

How old are you to need viagra?

31. Just a got a bunch of psychological problems

 

[JOE QUEEF]

31. Just a got a bunch of psychological problems

Go on...

 

[koolinkunming]

31. Just a got a bunch of psychological problems

Fair enough. Just bang, bro.

 

[HARRISON_3]

It's cool to go on dates, IMO

 

[mcgoatp4p#1]

Fair enough. Just bang, bro.

I definitely got an STD, but she was just hot enough to make it worth it